Chattanooga, TN
September 13, 2009
I am sitting in the Chattanooga Choo Choo hotel as I type this post.
Earlier this afternoon I walked to a gas station with a coworker of mine to get some beer for drinking. While the majority of Chatt seems to be a very nice town, we somehow found the ghetto. To make matters worse my coworker is racist and used the N-word several times in describing the neighborhood and its inhabitants. To make matters better! the gas station sold porno dvds. There were three options signified by the covers, stating “Adult Pornographic DVD:” and then either “White”, “Black”, or “Latina”. They were even color coded but not how you would assume, white porn was in a neon yellow case. This morning as I was driving into Chattanooga through the Blue Ridge Mtns I saw a business called “Butts Grading Service”. I of course had my butt graded and received a B+. High marks were given for size and firmness but the male genitalia dangeling near by dropped me to a high B… just like college : (
I ate lunch in Brunswick, GA yesterday which has recently been in the news for a man slaughtering 7 people in a trailor home. I ate at the IHOP, the perfect way to avoid such company, and had a very filling omelet. The lady two boothes down got a togo box for her pancakes. Because if pancakes are delicious fresh, imagine sitting in butter and syrup for six hours in the fridge!
