Port Charlotte

I just had to google what town I’m staying in.  Oh me.

I bought my first George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Machine this weekend.  That son of a bitch cut me! I know it’s mean but i didn’t realize it displayed such unprovoked aggression.  As I was carrying the box through Target it gave me an inch long cardboard cut on my bicep that is now scarring.  Though it is not as bad as my trip to Target the day before.  I was pushing a cart down the main aisle and thinking to myself  how there were more lovely ladies than usual when I stubbed my pinky toe on the cart.  I yelped and grabbed my foot and tripped, still in the middle of the main aisle.

Here’s a joke I’ve been working on.  It’s terrible I know.

A white man approaches a chicken and asks the chicken for directions to the local sex shop.  The chicken ponders for a second and replies “cluck cluck cluck”.  Chickens can’t talk! Don’t be ridiculous!  A few minutes later a black man approaches the very same chicken and asks for directions to the local strip club.  The chicken stares coldly back at the black man and says nothing, stupid racist chicken.

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